“You’re disgusting. You’re pathetic. You smell like a diseased monkey. I’m going to kill you.”
—Sirius Black, the Shoebox Project ch23.
“They are? Where?”
“If you just concentrate hard enough they’ll stop.”
“Oh God. My molecules. Oh God. They’re moving. Remus. Remus, help me.” —Shoebox Project (via hiccupingpixies)
“Moony,” says Sirius rather severely, “I am getting the distinct impression that you are not hip to my jive. Are you or are you not hip to my jive?”
-Shoebox project, chapter 23
Anyway how can you resist a face like this? …You can imagine the face I am making right now. It is utterly pathetic and woeful